CRABS ADJUST HUMIDITY VOLUME FOUR

Vampire squid card
Stalin is often quoted as saying that "quantity has a quality all its own." We here agree with that sentiment--as least as far as it applies to kittens, beer and exposed genitalia. Also, cards.

Prepare to get a nostril full of that intoxicating New Card Smell with Crabs Adjust Humidity: Volume 2. We've dug deep into our therapist's notes and angsty, forgotten LiveJournal blogs to bring you another 112 inappropriately-worded cards that--were you to play them in public--would probably get you put on a list of some kind. Includes:
  
  •     80 white cards, 32 black cards
  •     Professionally printed on linen-finish, casino-quality cards.
  •     100% compatible with Cards Against Humanity™.
  •     Should not be taken internally.
  •     Store in a cool, dry place.

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